“Today is Allie Feldman and I’s TEN (10) year anniversary – my life has immeasurably improved every since we shared a Bud Light and some free Gumby’s pizza in the dim lighting of Poor Paul’s that fateful night in 2004. When Allie met me, I was unemployed/not in school (and not because I graduated)/barely owned furniture/made my living playing at Bullwinkle’s in a band called “Whiskey Richard” because Moe’s wouldn’t rehire me. And didn’t own a car. The moral of this story: give your Tinder/Hinge/OKCupid/JDate/EHarmony dates a chance…”